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A New One for the Bucket List

03 Tuesday Feb 2015

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baltimore, bucket list, Buffalo Bills, Eagles, Europe, friends, gameday, NFL, philadelphia, Ravens, Redskins, super bowl, Washington

A lot of people have a bucket list, a list of things they’d like to do before the “kick the bucket”. Mine has only really consisted of going to Europe and going on the field on gameday at a Buffalo Bills home game. The latter was accomplished last year and it was AWESOME.

As I was watching the Super Bowl yesterday with the hubby and a bunch of friends, I came up with my new bucket list item to add. It’s going to be something that we have to work at through the years, and will cost some money, but I think will be worth it.

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On the field with the hubby

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Talk Radio Got Me All Fired Up.

30 Friday Jan 2015

Posted by ericakatherine in Birth, Pregnancy

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birth, c-sections, callers, cesareans, convenience, emergency, father, pregnant girlfriend, radio, Richard Sherman, sports talk, super bowl, team

Today I was driving home from my work appointments and listening to the local sports talk radio show. It’s a few days before the Super Bowl, and it seems all have moved on from “Deflate Gate” so a new topic needed to headline the next talking segment. Superstar Richard Sherman, the cornerback for the Seattle Seahawks has a pregnant girlfriend, and that bitch has the nerve to be due Super Bowl weekend. The question posed to the audience was “what would Sherman do, play or be present for the birth?”. Continue reading →

There Is No Way I’m Not Commenting On This Bullshit, Lululemon

16 Thursday Oct 2014

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baltimore, boston, Buffalo Bills, buffalo ny, buffalo sabres, cleveland, Colts, football, heartbreaking losses, lululemon, no goal, philadelphia, Redksins, sports, stanley cup, super bowl, T.O., washington dc, wide right, yoga pants

I am from Buffalo, NY.  We are home to the Buffalo Bills (NFL) and Buffalo Sabres (NHL); the only two professional sports team in the city.  Both franchises have had their share of heartbreak, specifically the Bills and 4 Super Bowl losses in a row, the first being from a missed field goal in the final seconds of the game.

Every January as two new teams are preparing to play in the Super Bowl, every media outlet reminisces of Super Bowls past, and every year us Bills fans are subject to watch the clip of Scott Norwood missing the field goal, wide right of the post.  It’s like looking at a car wreck, you know you shouldn’t look, but you just can’t help yourself.  The wound is open and you hold it there for the media to pour in the salt. It’s extremely painful, and probably something only Bills fans understand.

Recently, Lululemon decided to open a store in a local mall (as if people in Buffalo want to pay $60 for a pair of yoga pants).  Some asshole in the Lululemon design department decided that they should add some local flair to the foyer of the store in the form of a mosaic with some oh-so inspiring words for their customers.

Enter this gem of an idea:

Thanks Lululemon, the city of Buffalo appreciates the reminder of the heartbreak and loss our sports teams have suffered.

Thanks Lululemon, the city of Buffalo appreciates the reminder of the heartbreak and loss our sports teams have suffered.

WHO THINKS THIS IS A GOOD IDEA??????? A COMPLETE FUCKTARD.

I’m going to be honest, if I worked at Lululemon (which I wouldn’t because they don’t believe in carrying size XL, which I am, and I don’t appreciate their size-ism, but that’s a post for another day), and I walked into the store and saw that shit, I would have quit. On the spot. But I’m a diehard sports fan, so I understand Sally Yogapants probably didn’t care.

So to wrap up my little angry rant, I’d like to leave Lululemon with some ideas for their other store locations:

Cleveland: “Mistake by the Lake”

Boston: “Curse of the Bambino” or “18-1”

Baltimore: “Original Home of the Colts”

Washington DC: “Hail to the Redskins”

Philadelphia: “T.O. Was Here”

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